Coo-Coo Li-Lo Kicks Crap Out of Meter!

Ga-Ga Guys Peep at Topless Jaime!

OMMM! Courtney Love Turns Buddhist!

Katie Zaps Wedding-Meddling Cruise!

Fans Bust Timberlake Playing Timber-Snake!

Letterman Zings "Old Cupcake" Teri Hatcher!

Naked Babe Confronts Patrick Dempsey!
 
Liza With a Z Kicks Azz-hole Thief's Azz!
 
Nicole Ritchie's Toilet Skanky-Panky with Brody!

Katie's "Sonogram" Lies Refuted!

Malibu Cops Stop Strokin' Mel!

Paris Drunk-drive Case Cracked!

Lindsay Scoop: Oops, It's Poop!

Depp Idolizes "Idol" Idol Hicks!

Booze-Fighters Gibson, Williams Team Up!

Baseball Legend Makes Wee Mistake!

Eva Longoria -- Send In The Clown!

Perv John Karr Drugged/Groped Young Girls!

Keifer Goes Postal!
 
"Fully Loaded" Lindsay Busted!
 
Jessica Simpson...BRANDED!

John Travolta: "Show Me the Suri!"

Britney To K-Fed: Snuff That Butt...Now!"

Paris Hilton Discovers... Toast!?

Baby Suri: Pawn in Cruise-Pitt Wars?

Hilary Swank Cries on Keanu's Shoulder!

Simon Cowell's Mad Dog Attack!

Tommy Lee Warned: Hands Off Babes!

Lindsay Lohan Tosses Boys Her Top!
 
Hey, CruiseControl: Show Me The Suri!
 
"Superman Curse" Claims New Victims!

Tom Cruise To Hire Pistol-Packin' Nanny!

Britney and Matt Lauer Battle Behind TV Scenes!

Jim Carrey Screams "SEX!" with Jenny McCarthy!

Lindsay Lohan's "Fire-crotch" Attacker Checks Into Drug Rehab!
 
Hillary Not Thrill-a-ryed About Bill's Sexy Sax Teacher!
 
You Can't Take the "Hick" Out of "Idol" Winner Taylor Hicks!

"Idol" Shocker! Winner Taylor Hicks Is Foul-Mouthed Loser!
 
Shameless Denise Bills Furious Hubby Sheen for Her Sambora Love Tour!
 
Weird Chick Tells Brit: I Slept with K-Fed...Better Get Checked!

GAYSSIP! Seacrest Tells Vince Vaughn He's at Top of His "Hump Island"??

"Friends" Star Breaks Down in Tears at Funeral!

Lindsay Lohan Threatens To Sue Greasy Oil Heir!

K-Fed Selling Britney Secrets to Tabloids?  

Seacrest OUT?? Ryan Wears Girls' Pants!
 
Jessica Slams Nick with Wedding Ring Shocker!
 
Sir Paul Rejoins "Lonely Hearts Club Band!"

Billionaire Blows Whistle on Tabloid Blackmail Bid! 

Tom Flies High with Katie�¢?�¦Until Daddy Grounds her Pregnant Ass!
 
Jessica Simpson Makes "Fish Lips" with Charlie the Tuna!
 
Mike Walker, Professor of Whisperology, Ph.d.,
Teaches Gossip Ethics 101!

Steamed Toyboy Tony Lights Fire Under "Love Teacher" Eva Longoria's Butt! Ring-Around-the-Ring-Road! Oo-la-la...Brad Pitt Buddies Up to Paris Papparazzi! Sleazy Journos Steal Walker's Star Jones' Boob-Job Horror Scoop! (The Bastards!) Is it sunspots? Did Hollywood get a batch of bad dope? Suddenly, there's been a raging epidemic of Hoof-and-Mouth Disease -- stars stupidly inserting feet in mouth and biting down HARD! My Favorite Alien Tom Cruise muscled Comedy Central parent company Viacom into canceling the now-notorious "Tom In The Closet" episode that mocks Scientology by threatening to back off promoting Mission Impossible 3 for Paramount, which is...AHA!...also owned by Viacom. But in the end, Interplanetary CruiseControl failed! Earth is still safe...for now! Teri Hatcher bravely revealed her childhood sexual abuse to Vanity Fair -- but, rather weirdly, posed like a hot sexpot on the cover! Arrogant ex-womanizer Michael Douglas sneered at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie"s "orphans" -- those cute Third World kids Maddox and Zahara, who are legally Brad and Angie's children. And...after saying she's the "love teacher" during couchez-vous rendezvous with French-raised NBA toyboy Tony Parker, 23, Eva Longoria, 31, back-pedals on the kiss-ass TV celeb shows because Tony blew his stack -- knowing he'll be ribbed mercilessly by his San Antonio Spurs teammates. Plus, a note to Walker's press colleagues:...KEEP YOUR SLIMY HANDS OFF MY SCOOPS!!

Earth to Shallow Ex-Womanizer Michael Douglas: SHUT UP! Earth to Shallow Star-Bimbos: Real Men (like Nick Lachey & Brad Pitt) Want Babies! Earth to Interplanetary Cruise Control: Hey, Tom... Are You Buying Wacko Jacko's Neverland? George Michael Nabbed with "Gimp Mask!" "South Park" Chef: "Liar, Liar, Pants-On-Fire!"

This Week: Teri Hatcher - Revealing Childhood Sexual Abuse... While Looking Sexy on the Cover of Vanity Fair? Jon Stewart - What Are His Oscar Bosses Whispering? Star Jones Freaks Out Over "Down Low" Hints About Hubby! In the up-close-and-personal style that's made him a TV and radio favorite - he's played "The Gossip Game" for 10 years on Howard Stern's show - Enquirer columnist Mike Walker says Hollywood's buzzing about the strange timing of Teri Hatcher's childhood sexual abuse revelations - which broke just as her new book hit the stands. And Star Jones - who's publicizing her new book - hangs up on a reporter who hints about rumors that Hubby's on "the down low." Also: Will Jon Stewart be back for Oscar? And a Tom Cruise-clone batters his Viagra-charged manhood with a bottle in Scary Movie 4's parody of the Oprah couch-jumping incident!

This Week: Paris Hilton = "Vulture!" Inside Scoop on Oscar Goodie-Bag Scandals! Tom Cruise: "My Favorite Alien" Wanted by The FBI? In the up-close-and-personal style that's made him a TV and radio favorite - he's played "The Gossip Game" for 10 years on Howard Stern's show - Enquirer columnist Mike Walker delivers hard-hitting 411 on the grubby, greedy Hiltons who make a mockery of Grand Old Hollywood tradition! Also, Mike's shocking update to last week's "Pellicano Brief" - revealing that scary fallout he predicted from the upcoming trial of convicted hood/private eye to the stars Anthony Pellicano has already begun: The FBI wants to interview superstar Tom Cruise - and his high-powered Hollywood lawyer.

Mike Walker explains, in the unique, up-close-and-personal style that's made him a radio and TV favorite -- the complex, riveting criminal case that will "blow the lid off Hollywood" -- and Mike has juicy bits you haven't heard about in this mind-blowing case that connects to mega-stars like Cruise, Schwarzenegger, Travolta, Stallone, Michael Jackson, etc.! The case dragged on for three years while shady, so-called "private investigator-to-the-stars" Anthony Pellicano languished in jail, convicted of storing grenades and major explosives in his seedy Tinseltown office. Now Pellicano's jailed again - this time by the no-nonsense Feds -- and faces a staggering 112-count indictment including the following: conspiracy; illegal wire-tapping using phone company employees; illegally paying off crooked cops to violate law enforcement computer files -- allegedly for major showbiz lawyers wanting "dirt" to use for and against superstar clients. It's a complex case, but Mike Walker tells you all you really need to know -- and gets you ready for the Hollywood trial that will shock the world.